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No, no, we're not talking about us. We're talking about OUR stalkers. Scary!!! They have done a multitude of freaky things including throwing rocks and eggs at our window on separate occasions and finding out top secret information about our love lives. When a pizza box mysteriously appeared on our door stop the other night, our stomachs smiled until we opened the box and found only trash. We have heard rumors that every year freshman are chosen as prey and we're the "lucky" targets this year. It is tradition to kidnap the helpless on halloween and take them to an abandoned house where many scary creatures are hiding to give the frosh the scare of their lives. If you or anyone you know has information about our stalkers, please call (479) 524-1742 immediately. Rewards will be given.
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